ONCE UPON THE TIME AT A FUNERAL...


The funeral of Agata Siniarska took place more than one month ago but just today her friends and lovers, after time consuming police investigation, using the opportunity of Berlin Film Festival 2012, decided to share this shocking information with the press.

The funeral took place on the small cementary, not in Rome like it was expected by her fans, but in Berlin when Siniarska spent her last months before her sucidal death.

Since the ceremony was closed for the press, it supposed to be very calm and intimate, with friends and people from cinema world – admirators of her talent and work. Besides Andrei Tarkovsky, the closest companion during the last months of Siniarska’s life, at the funeral appeared among others  Federico Fellini, Alain Delon, Monica Vitti, Jeanne Moreau, Juillete Binoche and Stanley Kubrik.




During the moment when the coffin with Siniarska’s body supposed to be put down to the grave, the ceremony was stopped by appaling scream –

“Ladies and gentlemen! Here is divinity assuming another form of existence. Here is the miracle...Stop!
You are all accused. Stand up! I will speak to you only if you are standing!”.

Javier Bardem just before rage attack


The scream belongs to noone but Javier Bardem, with whom Siniarska finished their hot affair last summer in Amsterdam.
The gathered took this situation as another Bardem’s break down. It is well know that since Siniarska left him, his alcoholism started, after her death reaching the zenith.
“Stand up. Stand up.
Stand up as for national anthem!
Stand up for God save the king!
Stand up as before the flag!”
- he screamed.
The gathered were trying to cool down the whole situation but agressive Bardem wasn’t in the mood to stop him, he run towards the grave and with one movement of his spanish arms, opened the coffin.
What a shock when instead of rotten corpse, the guests found inside nothing but the letter signed by Siniarska.
People were convulsed, Monica Vitti with her cinematographic charm fell to the knees of Stanley Kubrik, as well as Federico Fellini to Binoche’s.



Bardem still screaming:
“Nothing, you see nothing.
It’s like your paradise: nothing
It’s like your heroes: nothing
It’s like your artists: nothing
Whistle, cry, smash my mouth and then I will tell you again, there is nothing.

She is the revolution!”


Till now it is the only information known to the public. The letter is in the hand of Andrei Tarkovsky with the promise of soon publishing.


The retrospective of Agata Siniarska will take place in Arsenal at Potzdamer Platz on 17th of February, the date when Siniarska supposed to be honored with the Berlinale's Honorary Golden Bear for lifetime achievement. 
Because of health problems and current rehab, Javier Bardem will not host this ceremony.



More to come